Following recent unsuccessful attempts to bring in a new head coach, Leeds United are now opening the role to anyone who's willing.
The current occupier of this role is set to leave due to misconduct issues, including; speaking out and not listening to fantastic tactical advice from our Chairman. The role may include; -Being handed a ready made team sheet and claiming; "here's one I made earlier". -Taking over a team that may include a few bad eggs, but having to deal with a split dressing room anyway. -Not being able to make your own signings. Tried and tested with other managers to the Chairmans dissatisfaction. -Uncertainty over your job lurking constantly. -Your previous p45 and a template for your next one dated four months in the future. Requirements for role: ANY EXPERIENCE! We've had a Dave Hockaday and you can't be as bad as that. Football Manager screenshots of your best triumphs against adversity. The ability to lose a large amount of weight due to stress, but still look healthy. An understanding of basic defending, literally. A doctors note to say that you have no previous stress related illnesses. All applicants welcome. All we need is a selfie with a Burger King crown on sent to @weallloveleedsu and you're in the running!
7 Comments
25/5/2016 10:36:12 am
...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
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paul
25/5/2016 11:25:03 am
Shut up dickhead
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25/5/2016 10:36:32 am
...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
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25/5/2016 10:36:58 am
...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
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25/5/2016 10:37:21 am
...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
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25/5/2016 10:37:36 am
...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
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paul
25/5/2016 11:26:33 am
Once was enough
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