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A Leeds United Application

25/5/2016

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Following recent unsuccessful attempts to bring in a new head coach, Leeds United are now opening the role to anyone who's willing.

The current occupier of this role is set to leave due to misconduct issues, including; speaking out and not listening to fantastic tactical advice from our Chairman.

The role may include;

-Being handed a ready made team sheet and claiming; "here's one I made earlier".

-Taking over a team that may include a few bad eggs, but having to deal with a split dressing room anyway.

-Not being able to make your own signings. Tried and tested with other managers to the Chairmans dissatisfaction.

-Uncertainty over your job lurking constantly.

-Your previous p45 and a template for your next one dated four months in the future.

Requirements for role:

ANY EXPERIENCE! We've had a Dave Hockaday and you can't be as bad as that.

Football Manager screenshots of your best triumphs against adversity.

The ability to lose a large amount of weight due to stress, but still look healthy.

An understanding of basic defending, literally.

A doctors note to say that you have no previous stress related illnesses.

All applicants welcome. All we need is a selfie with a Burger King crown on sent to @weallloveleedsu and you're in the running! ​
7 Comments
gerald p hobbs link
25/5/2016 10:36:12 am

...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
GerryCwmbran
...Season tickets early renewal is a free year's supply of BIg Macs - in 2017 when you renew at higher prices!

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paul
25/5/2016 11:25:03 am

Shut up dickhead

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gerald p hobbs link
25/5/2016 10:36:32 am

...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
GerryCwmbran
...Season tickets early renewal is a free year's supply of BIg Macs - in 2017 when you renew at higher prices!

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gerald p hobbs link
25/5/2016 10:36:58 am

...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
GerryCwmbran
...Season tickets early renewal is a free year's supply of BIg Macs - in 2017 when you renew at higher prices!

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gerry hobbs link
25/5/2016 10:37:21 am

...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
GerryCwmbran
...Season tickets early renewal is a free year's supply of BIg Macs - in 2017 when you renew at higher prices!

Reply
gerry hobbs link
25/5/2016 10:37:36 am

...Ronald McDonald is thinking of applying - South Stand next year is £10 extra with a free burger and orange juice!
GerryCwmbran
...Season tickets early renewal is a free year's supply of BIg Macs - in 2017 when you renew at higher prices!

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paul
25/5/2016 11:26:33 am

Once was enough

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