Following recent unsuccessful attempts to bring in a new head coach, Leeds United are now opening the role to anyone who's willing.
The current occupier of this role is set to leave due to misconduct issues, including; speaking out and not listening to fantastic tactical advice from our Chairman.
The role may include;
-Being handed a ready made team sheet and claiming; "here's one I made earlier".
-Taking over a team that may include a few bad eggs, but having to deal with a split dressing room anyway.
-Not being able to make your own signings. Tried and tested with other managers to the Chairmans dissatisfaction.
-Uncertainty over your job lurking constantly.
-Your previous p45 and a template for your next one dated four months in the future.
Requirements for role:
ANY EXPERIENCE! We've had a Dave Hockaday and you can't be as bad as that.
Football Manager screenshots of your best triumphs against adversity.
The ability to lose a large amount of weight due to stress, but still look healthy.
An understanding of basic defending, literally.
A doctors note to say that you have no previous stress related illnesses.
All applicants welcome. All we need is a selfie with a Burger King crown on sent to @weallloveleedsu and you're in the running!
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